I thought it’s time to start spreading some of the sweet pick up lines that I personally use. I’m not going to say they work, but I will say I use them? This first pick up line may seem a little odd, but I guarantee at least a weird look and a blank stare if they walk past you at any point during the night.
Ok, you walk into the bar, scan the area, and find the most attractive girl in the room (make sure she doesn’t have a guy with her, or it won’t work *or maybe it will*). Walk up to her right when you see her, and say, “I just wanted to let you know that I’m not left handed”, and walk away. Don’t say another word to her, just turn around and walk away.
This will leave her wondering what you meant by this. She will be intrigued… Anytime she sees you in the bar, she will look over at you with that, “What did you mean by that?!” look on her face. Just smile at her and keep on walking.
She will do a little drinking, and when she finally comes over to your table and asks you what you meant by that, follow up with, “Oh, I just wanted to be on your mind all night”.
Score…
That is best case scenario, and 9/10 times you will just be that crazy guy that asks weird questions. But really, what do you have to lose if you are going to be using pick up lines anyways?
If I remembered the name of the guy I got this from, I would definitely be giving credit, but I will say he was short and bald…
Wow, that’s pretty slick actually. I’m weird, I’d probably be like yeah, that guy was interesting. Anyway, you will always be remembered in that case haha!